A visit to one of Caleb’s churches goes horribly wrong when Runtar discovers the city’s bloodletting ceremony is hiding something much darker. With vampires closing in, a giant magical eye controlling the congregation, and Piss Boy transformed into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the revolution has well and truly begun.Find Out More
Getting arrested worked rather better than expected. After escaping magical shackles with the help of an unusually accommodating prison clerk, Runtar and his companions discover the city above is clean, prosperous and surprisingly pleasant. Unfortunately, Caleb’s eye is everywhere, and the truth behind the city’s abundance involves blood, vampires, and the same god whose followers trapped Oriel beneath the well.Find Out More
Runtar and his companions have finally found a way into the city above: get arrested. With an invisible Daisy carrying their weapons, a vampire escorting them to prison, and ninety-one beavers waiting below, the revolution is off to an unusual start.Find Out More
Runtar enters a swamp filled with lying golems, pink-eyed animals and murderous witches, only to discover that the enormous toad Baron may not be the worst option after all.Find Out More
I decided to treat myself to a proper hotel breakfast, only to discover there would be no coffee for twenty minutes. Breakfast without coffee is just eating unusually early.Find Out More
I’m trying to talk myself out of buying an xTool Omni before the countdown runs out. I probably do not need it, but that has never stopped shiny new technology from becoming extremely convincing.Find Out More
It turns out the only way higher up the Spire is through the Baron. Thankfully, he wasn’t interested in eating us. He was interested in making a deal. The Baron explained he’d been ordered to stop anyone climbing higher. He didn’t seem especially happy about it, but he wasn’t aboutFind Out More